What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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I gave all my dead batteries away today.

I've been thinking about removing my spine.

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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