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Dinosaur Dad Jokes

These dinosaur dad jokes are roar-some! From T-Rex puns to prehistoric wordplay, this dino-mite collection will have kids and adults laughing until they're fossil-ized.

22 jokes
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

4

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

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What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

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What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears glasses?

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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur on the road?

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur on the couch?

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What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

17

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

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Frequently Asked Questions

The best dinosaur dad jokes feature T-Rex, stegosaurus, and velociraptor puns. They're prehistoric, dino-mite, and always roar-some.

Dinosaur dad jokes are perfect for kids! Most children love dinosaurs, and these jokes combine that love with silly, age-appropriate humor.

We have 20+ handpicked dinosaur dad jokes covering all your favorite prehistoric creatures, from T-Rex to triceratops.