Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Because the P is silent.
I've got a chicken-proof front lawn.
Next jokeWhat do you call a magician who lost their magic?
I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
You know what's really odd?
Numbers that aren't divisible by two.