25+ Thanksgiving Dad Jokes That'll Make You Groan

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

What sound does a turkey's phone make?

Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving?

Why did the cranberries turn red?

What key has legs and can't open doors?

What do you call a running turkey?

What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie?

Why do turkeys gobble?

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

What did the gravy say to the mashed potatoes?

Why did the turkey join a band?

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

What do turkeys and computers have in common?

Why can't you take a turkey to church?

What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?

Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son?

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes...

What did the turkey say to the stuffing?

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?

What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey who tells jokes?

Why didn't the potato want to be mashed?

What did the Pilgrim say to the corn?

Why did the gravy win an award?

What do you call a turkey with no feathers?

Why was the corn stalk mad at the farmer?

What did the bread roll say at Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?

What do you call a Pilgrim's vocabulary?

Why did the cranberry sauce turn down the dinner invite?

What do turkeys give thanks for?

Why did the pie crust go to the dentist?

What did the turkey say when he met the president?

Why did the sweet potato blush at the dinner table?

What do you call a Pilgrim at the gym?

Why did the turkey go to the movie theater?

What did the tablecloth say to the table?

Why did the turkey get detention at school?

What did the oven say to the turkey?

Why did the Pilgrim refuse to tell a secret?

What do you call a grateful yam?

Why did the turkey gobble up his dessert so fast?

What did Grandma say about the Thanksgiving leftovers?

Why did the turkey sit across from everyone at the table?

What do you call a turkey who loves math?

Why was the butter so good at the Thanksgiving table?

What did the turkey leg say to the wing?

Why do turkeys always go 'gobble gobble'?

What did the harvest moon say to the cornfield?

Why was the Thanksgiving parade so loud?

What do you call a turkey that's been in the sun too long?

Why did the turkey go to the gym before Thanksgiving?

What did the Pilgrim say after a big meal?

Why did the pumpkin pie win the baking contest?

What did dad say when he saw how big the turkey was?

Why don't turkeys fly south for the winter?

What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner without any sides?

Why did the giblets break up with the stuffing?

What did the turkey wish for at Thanksgiving?

Why did the cranberry sauce go to school?

What do you call a turkey on a treadmill?

Why did everyone fall asleep after Thanksgiving dinner?

What happened when the turkey played football?

Why did the green bean casserole feel left out?

What did Uncle Bob say before carving the turkey?

Why did the turkey start a band?

What do you call an overweight pumpkin?

Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to Thanksgiving?