Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to Thanksgiving?
Because he heard everyone was going to carve out some time for him!
Because he heard everyone was going to carve out some time for him!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't arrived on the Mayflower yet!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!