Turkey Dad Jokes
These turkey dad jokes are gobble-icious. From Thanksgiving puns to stuffing wordplay, this collection is the main course of holiday humor.
What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey that comes back to haunt you?
What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
What's a turkey's favorite dessert?
What did the pilgrim wear to dinner?
Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
What do you call a turkey on the day of Thanksgiving?
Why did the Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
What do you call a stuffed animal at Thanksgiving?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
What's a Pilgrim's favorite kind of music?
What did the turkey say to the corn?
Why was the turkey put in jail?
What do grateful turkeys say?
What did the leftover turkey say?
Why did the turkey play the drums?
What's a math teacher's favorite part of Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Why did the farmer separate the turkey and the chicken?
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The best turkey dad jokes play on gobble, stuffing, drumstick, and gravy. They're the main course of Thanksgiving humor.
Turkey dad jokes are Thanksgiving dinner tradition! They make the perfect side dish to the actual turkey.
Our turkey collection covers everything Thanksgiving — from the turkey to the pumpkin pie and the post-dinner nap.