What did the turkey say to the stuffing?
I'm stuffed just looking at you!
I'm stuffed just looking at you!
What's the sleepiest thing at Thanksgiving dinner?
Next jokeWhy did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't arrived on the Mayflower yet!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!