25+ Bad Dad Jokes That'll Make You Groan
Wonderfully terrible dad jokes that are so bad they circle right back around to being hilarious. These groan-worthy gems are the ones that make you facepalm while secretly smiling. If you love jokes that are painfully unfunny in the best possible way, this collection is for you.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Why did the scarecrow become a politician?
What do you call a sleeping bag that doesn't like camping?
Why did the man fall down the well?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did one toilet say to the other?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the grape say when it got crushed?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
I have a joke about pizza.
What did the mountain climber name his son?
Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
Why can't a leopard hide?
What do you call a bear with no ears?
I have a joke about a broken pencil.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Why did the nose feel sad?
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Frequently Asked Questions
Bad Dad Jokes are a specific style of dad jokes known for their groan-inducing punchlines that are so bad they loop back around to being funny. They follow the classic setup-punchline format that dads everywhere have perfected.
Most jokes in this collection are family-friendly, though some may be better appreciated by older audiences.
We currently have 100+ handpicked bad dad jokes in our collection, and we're always adding more. Each joke is curated for quality — no filler.
Browse our full collection at JokeLikeaDad.com! We have 2,000+ dad jokes across 20 categories, and we're always adding more.