What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

Why do bicycles fall over so often?

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A can't opener!

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I'm still working on it.

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison!

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