Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

What did one hat say to the other?

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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener!

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison!

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