Gardening Dad Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

What has ears but cannot hear?

What do you call a funny mountain?

What do you call a snowman in summer?

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

How do you catch a squirrel?

What's brown and sticky?

What did the ocean say to the sand?

Why did the tree go to the barber?

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

What do you call a lazy ocean?

Why did the melon jump into the pool?

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Why do gardeners make good detectives?

How do trees access the internet?

What did the lumberjack say to the tree?

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Why does a mermaid wear seashells?

Mountains aren't just funny.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.

I don't trust those trees.

What's brown and sticky?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

Why do plants hate math?

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?