What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake!

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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant.

Why did the man put his money in the blender?

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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