I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
Then it dawned on me.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
Next jokeMy wife accused me of being immature.
I'm thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it's only holding me back.
To the man who invented zero:
Thanks for nothing.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.