What happened when the turkey played football?
He got penalized for fowl play!
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What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't arrived on the Mayflower yet!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!