Why did everyone fall asleep after Thanksgiving dinner?
Because the turkey wasn't the only thing that got basted!
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What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn't arrived on the Mayflower yet!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!