Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Because the P is silent.
I just found out I'm colorblind.
Next jokeI told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson.
I'm thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it's only holding me back.
To the man who invented zero:
Thanks for nothing.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.