I couldn't figure out how the seatbelt worked.

Then it clicked.

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My wife asked me if I was listening to her.

My friend keeps saying 'cheer up, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.'

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with.

She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

My boss told me to have a good day.

So I went home.

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