I used to run a dating service for chickens.

But I was struggling to make hens meet.

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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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