My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said "40."
I said "40."
I gave away all my dead batteries today.
Next jokePeople who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
I'm thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it's only holding me back.
To the man who invented zero:
Thanks for nothing.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.