I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I'm just doing it for kicks.

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I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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