I finally found out why my car was making that whining noise.

My kids were in the back seat.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

My wife asked me to pass her the lipstick, but I accidentally passed her the glue stick.

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with.

She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

My boss told me to have a good day.

So I went home.

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