I once got fired from a canned juice company.

Apparently I couldn't concentrate.

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What country's capital is growing the fastest?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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