I told my computer I needed a break.

Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

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An impasta!

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