I went to buy some camo pants.
But I couldn't find any.
But I couldn't find any.
What do you call a number that can't keep still?
Next jokeI told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
I'm thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it's only holding me back.
To the man who invented zero:
Thanks for nothing.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.