I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums.

I need Help.

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What do Swedish warships have printed on them?

My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.

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I'm reading a horror story in braille.

Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

Why did the old man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

The rotation of Earth really makes my day.

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