I know a lot of jokes about retired people.

But none of them work.

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What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?

My doctor told me I had Type A blood.

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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