My wife says I have two faults.

I don't listen, and something else.

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I'm so good at sleeping.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with.

She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

My boss told me to have a good day.

So I went home.

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