I'm reading a horror story in Braille.

Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.

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My wife texted me a heart emoji.

My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer.

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with.

She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

My boss told me to have a good day.

So I went home.

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