I'm reading a horror story in braille.

Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.

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My wife asked me to stop singing "Wonderwall" to her.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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