Two goldfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

I tried to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament.

I know a lot of jokes about retired people.

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I'm thinking about removing my spine.

I feel like it's only holding me back.

To the man who invented zero:

Thanks for nothing.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.