What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Supplies!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
Next jokeHow do you organize a space party?
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!