What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
Cashew!
Why did the lemon fail its driving test?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!