What do you call a dad who's done it all?
Retired!
Retired!
What did the ocean say to the dad?
Next jokeMy kids got me a beard trimmer for Father's Day...
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent!
What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
A pop-sicle!