What do you call a sleeping pizza?

A piZZZa!

🍕 Food Dad Jokes pizzapuns

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Why did the bread break up with the margarine?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

It let out a little wine!

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