What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs with a plate of spaghetti?
A condescending con descending with con-diments!
A condescending con descending with con-diments!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!