What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium!
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything!
What did the biologist wear on his first date?
Designer genes!
I would tell you a chemistry joke...
But I know I wouldn't get a reaction.