What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
I want you inside me.
What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
Chewing gum.
What's long, hard, and full of seamen?
A submarine.