Why are electrons never invited to parties?

Because they're always so negative!

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine's Day?

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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything!

What did the biologist wear on his first date?

Designer genes!

I would tell you a chemistry joke...

But I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

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