Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted.
Because he's always spotted.
I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger.
Next jokeI bought the world's worst dictionary.
I'm thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it's only holding me back.
To the man who invented zero:
Thanks for nothing.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.