Why can't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

👶 Dad Jokes for Kidsanimalswordplay

What do you call a pig that plays basketball?

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

More Dad Jokes for Kids

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh!

See all Dad Jokes for Kids →