Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
Because he couldn't see that well!
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!