Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
Because it was framed!
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
Next jokeWhat did the nut say when it sneezed?
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!