Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a snowman with a temper?
Next jokeI tried to write a joke about a pencil.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!