Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

He needed more space!

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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

What does a photon say when asked if it needs luggage help?

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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything!

What did the biologist wear on his first date?

Designer genes!

I would tell you a chemistry joke...

But I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

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