Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a new Mini-Apolis!

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

Why don't elephants use computers?

Because they're afraid of the mouse!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh!

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