Why did the man fall down the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.

My wife asked me to go get six cans of Sprite from the store.

More Good Dad Jokes

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.

The bartender says, "I'll have to charge you extra. That's a root beer float."

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.