Why did the physics book look so tired?

Because it had too many problems with gravity!

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What did silver say to gold at the party?

What do you call a microbiologist who travels the world?

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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything!

What did the biologist wear on his first date?

Designer genes!

I would tell you a chemistry joke...

But I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

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