Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Because they don't know the words.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Next jokeI asked my date to meet me at the gym.
I'm thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it's only holding me back.
To the man who invented zero:
Thanks for nothing.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.