Why do dads always have the TV remote?
Because they like to stay in control — channel control!
Because they like to stay in control — channel control!
What did the dad lightbulb say to the kid lightbulb?
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What did the baby computer call its father?
Data!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent!
What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
A pop-sicle!