Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!

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What do you call a snowman party?

What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?

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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Rude-olph!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!

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